And tonight I cried...

Actually cried. Proper tears. 

This is what I came home to tonight, paint on the dresser (in the Conservatory):

The seal from the window hanging out of the window - seriously:

More paint than unit on the DVD unit:

God knows what's been spilt on my brand new pizza stone:

And how about this for "yes, we'll cover everything"....

Scratched radiator covers:

And all this before I discovered there was no wifi.  Not a happy bunny. At all.